Magic Mike (2012) Poster



Dallas: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch!


Dallas: But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight...

Mike Martingano: [dressed as a police officer] Good evening. You live here?

Kim: Yeah.

Mike Martingano: Yeah? What's your name?

Kim: Kim.

Mike Martingano: Kim, can you move back for me, please?

[enters house full of women]

Mike Martingano: We keep getting complaints about noise and underage drinking. Everybody sit down, we're gonna be here for a while! You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you?

Kim: No.

Mike Martingano: Good. 'Cause I do!

[rips off pants, women scream]

Mike Martingano: How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?

Paige: Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur?

Mike Martingano: Either one.

Paige: I was hoping this was all a joke.

Mike Martingano: It is pretty funny.

Mike Martingano: I have, like, $13,000 saved.

Paige: Wow. That's a lot of ones.

Mike Martingano: There are some fives in there.

Paige: Oh, ok. No twenties?

Mike Martingano: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.

Dallas: Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!

[from trailer]

Mike Martingano: So you gonna come to the show tonight?

Paige: No.

Mike Martingano: You're gonna come to the show tonight.

Paige: No!

Mike Martingano: You just said over there that you like the show!

Paige: That doesn't mean I'm gonna go again!

The Kid: [from trailer] Are you hitting on my sister?

The Kid: You're a fucking stripper?

Dallas: [to The Kid] You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!

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