Magic Mike (2012)
Dallas: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch!
Dallas: But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight...
Mike Martingano: [dressed as a police officer] Good evening. You live here?
Mike Martingano: Yeah? What's your name?
Mike Martingano: Kim, can you move back for me, please?
[enters house full of women]
Mike Martingano: We keep getting complaints about noise and underage drinking. Everybody sit down, we're gonna be here for a while! You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you?
Mike Martingano: Good. 'Cause I do!
[rips off pants, women scream]
Mike Martingano: How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?
Paige: Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur?
Mike Martingano: Either one.
Paige: I was hoping this was all a joke.
Mike Martingano: It is pretty funny.
Mike Martingano: I have, like, $13,000 saved.
Paige: Wow. That's a lot of ones.
Mike Martingano: There are some fives in there.
Paige: Oh, ok. No twenties?
Mike Martingano: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.
Dallas: Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!
Mike Martingano: So you gonna come to the show tonight?
Mike Martingano: You're gonna come to the show tonight.
Mike Martingano: You just said over there that you like the show!
Paige: That doesn't mean I'm gonna go again!