- Cloak #1: We have been named... The Cloaks.
- Luke Mochrie: Why do they call you that?
- Todd in the Shadows: Well, obviously because they like wearing go-go boots. What do you think?
- Film Brain: [as they're traveling, Film Brain taps Luke on his shoulder] Listen, Great White North, I know you think you're all hot shit around here, but let's make one thing clear: Mr. Critic is mine. Do you understand?
- Luke Mochrie: Well, I'm just working hard like any other person who loves their job.
- Film Brain: [mockingly] "I'm just working hard like any other person who loves their job!" I know your game, Lu-Canook! You are a speck and I don't even notice you. That is how insignificant you are.
- Luke Mochrie: Well, if I'm so insignificant, then why are you bringing this up?
- Film Brain: You're a pea.
- Luke Mochrie: [confused] Did you just call me a pea?
- Film Brain: [forming a gap between his thumb and finger pretending he's holding a pea] This is you and you're screaming to all the other peas, "Oh, save me! Oh, save me! He's gonna eat me!" But I've already eaten the other peas!
- [makes chomping noises and goes into laughter]
- Luke Mochrie: Wow, that's a lot of peas.
- Film Brain: Yeah.
- Luke Mochrie: And... I'm just full of them.
- Film Brain: Right.
- Luke Mochrie: I am totally full... of "pea-ness".
- Film Brain: You got it.
- Luke Mochrie: So... what are you going to do?
- Film Brain: [shouting proudly] I WILL EAT YOUR PEA-NESS!
- [Everyone else turns around and gives Film Brain a disgusted look]