Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Suburban Knights: Part II (2011)

Mathew Buck: Film Brain

Quotes 

• Film Brain : [as they're traveling, Film Brain taps Luke on his shoulder]  Listen, Great White North, I know you think you're all hot shit around here, but let's make one thing clear: Mr. Critic is mine. Do you understand?

  Luke Mochrie : Well, I'm just working hard like any other person who loves their job.

  Film Brain : [mockingly]  "I'm just working hard like any other person who loves their job!" I know your game, Lu-Canook! You are a speck and I don't even notice you. That is how insignificant you are.

  Luke Mochrie : Well, if I'm so insignificant, then why are you bringing this up?

  Film Brain : You're a pea.

  Luke Mochrie : [confused]  Did you just call me a pea?

  Film Brain : [forming a gap between his thumb and finger pretending he's holding a pea]  This is you and you're screaming to all the other peas, "Oh, save me! Oh, save me! He's gonna eat me!" But I've already eaten the other peas!

  [makes chomping noises and goes into laughter] 

  Luke Mochrie : Wow, that's a lot of peas.

  Film Brain : Yeah.

  Luke Mochrie : And... I'm just full of them.

  Film Brain : Right.

  Luke Mochrie : I am totally full... of "pea-ness".

  Film Brain : You got it.

  Luke Mochrie : So... what are you going to do?

  Film Brain : [shouting proudly]  I WILL EAT YOUR PEA-NESS!

  [Everyone else turns around and gives Film Brain a disgusted look]