Alien Armageddon (2011)The story of Jodie Elliot, a young woman who is trying to find her daughter in a city controlled by an invading alien army. Director:Neil JohnsonWriter:Neil Johnson |
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Alien Armageddon (2011)The story of Jodie Elliot, a young woman who is trying to find her daughter in a city controlled by an invading alien army. Director:Neil JohnsonWriter:Neil Johnson |
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| Katharine Lee McEwan | ... |
Jodie Elliott
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| Don Scribner | ... |
Cowboy
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| Rochelle Vallese | ... |
Franci
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| Benjamin J. Cain Jr. | ... |
Markus
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| Marilyn Ghigliotti | ... |
Macy
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| Virginia Hey | ... |
Ute
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| Cynthia Martin | ... |
Stepmom
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| Tiffany Martin | ... |
Jodie's Daughter
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| Julia Parker | ... |
Dr. Brenna
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William David Tulin | ... |
Sheen
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| Claudia Wells | ... |
Eileen Daly
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| Duff Dugan | ... |
Governor Brent
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| Maria Luna | ... |
Charity
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Eric Nyenhuis | ... |
Crunchy
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| DeeDee Bigelow | ... |
Maxine
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The story of Jodie Elliot, a young woman who is trying to find her daughter in a city controlled by an invading alien army.
As a mostly sane and rational adult I had never seriously considered blinding myself. That was before I saw 'Alien Armageddon'. As an alternative to sleeping pills, or if you are the type of masochist who just won't settle for water-boarding, this movie is for you. I recently stubbed my toe pretty bad and was once again reminded of the general feelings I had regarding this movie. I should have turned it off before I started nodding off (roughly two to three minutes into the film) but the experience was oddly reminiscent of the scene in 'A Clockwork Orange' where the title character is strapped to a chair, his eyelids propped open, forced to watch a bizarre set of unrelated and disturbing images. It soon struck me however, that the images in front of me were neither disturbing nor evocative of any emotion. If there is a hell, I'm certain this film is playing ad nauseam. I really haven't seen a movie this bad since 'Jingle All the Way' with Arnold Schwartznegger. My sister made me go see that film because she had a childhood crush on Robert Conrad (who played a cop in the movie), my love for her was the only thing that kept me from walking out. I saw 'Alien Armageddon' of my own free will, and of this I am truly ashamed. I offer this review as a humble penitence in hopes no other poor soul should make the same mistake I have.