An anthology film with three stories, all taking place in the same small town.

Director:

Writer:

Reviews

Watch Now

From $9.99 on Amazon Video

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  

Two friends Dennis and Joe join the military together. While on a routine mission, the two are quickly surrounded by enemy fire. When Joe stands up in the line of fire to run, Dennis pushes... See full summary »

Director: James Balsamo
Stars: Billy Walsh, Carmine Capobianco, James Balsamo
Cool as Hell (2013)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4/10 X  

Rich and Benny are having trouble with the ladies, until they befriend a demon named Az. It's a non-stop party until a soul hungry beast leaps through an open portal from the underworld and... See full summary »

Director: James Balsamo
Stars: James Balsamo, Tom Savini, Andrew W.K.
Bite School (2015)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  

Playboy millionaire Tony Canoni is caught between a vampire cult and the Lesbian Mafia, but taking on undead blood suckers and the mammary mafioso isn't as hard as studying for his GED test... See full summary »

Director: James Balsamo
Stars: James Balsamo, Paul Fears, Ron Jeremy
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  

Officer Rod Davis becomes embedded undercover when a cartel starts bringing drugs into the city through fish shipments. He soon finds himself and his city under siege when a scientist ... See full summary »

Director: James Balsamo
Stars: James Balsamo, Jeff Kim, Jason Mewes
Dollface (2014)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  

A group of college students researching Dorchester Stewart, better known as the infamous killer Crinoline Head, return to the scene of the horrific murders that happened in 1996.

Director: Tommy Faircloth
Stars: Debbie Rochon, John Kap, Vance Griswold
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  

A former beauty queen plots the death of her overbearing mother with the help of her pen-pal, a serial killer on death row.

Director: Travis Campbell
Stars: Nicola Fiore, Leesa Rowland, Tim Dax
Bleed (Video 2002)
Drama | Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  

A young woman with murderous tendencies tries making new friends by joining an elite social club and in so doing, becomes the target of a masked killer bent on killing all her new friends.

Directors: Devin Hamilton, Dennis Petersen
Stars: Debbie Rochon, Danny Wolske, Allen Nabors
Santa Claws (1996)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  

A B-horror movie actress is stalked by a deranged fan bent on claiming her for himself.

Director: John A. Russo
Stars: Debbie Rochon, Grant Cramer, John Mowod
Zombie Dollz (2015)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  

A group of friends are walled up in they're own house during a zombie apocalypse. Low on weaponry, the team must bond together, and escape the house for any help they can get.

Director: Creep Creepersin
Stars: Heather Captain Dahlquist, John Dahlquist, Ries Dahlquist
B.O.R.N. (1988)
Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  

A speeding ambulance abducts three beautiful young women to a sinister medical center where someone is making a killing selling healthy human organs on the black market. The title stands for Body Organ Replacement Network.

Director: Ross Hagen
Stars: Ross Hagen, P.J. Soles, Hoke Howell
Horror | Mystery | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  

A killer, wearing a dancing bear suit, stalks a variety of cheerleaders during an all-night scavenger hunt at a remote Ohio college.

Director: Robert Deubel
Stars: Julia Montgomery, James Carroll, Suzanne Barnes
Blood War (1986)
Action
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Director: Francis Posadas
Stars: Anthony Alonzo, Marithez Castillo, Cholo
Edit

Cast

Credited cast:
...
James Argento / Allen / Butch / Mark
Michael Shershenovich ...
Mike Fulci / The Russian / Pete
Dave Brockie ...
Duke / Defendor
...
Talent Agent
...
Astral Angel
...
Rabbi Lloyd / Himself
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Haroon Ahmad ...
Raja
Michael Balsamo ...
Steve / Johnny Walker
Veronika Brussmannova ...
Betty
Keith J. Crocker ...
Himself
Dan E. Danger ...
Danny Danger / Mummy / Ronnie
Melissa Davanzo ...
Cowgirl / Domanatrix / shower girl
Fatt Dave ...
Fluffer
Dominae Drakonis ...
Monster Victim
Sparky Drakonis ...
Himself
Edit

Storyline

James and Mike are tired of art films taking away the credit that horror films deserve. So, they get a script from the devil to make the best horror film ever. The script has three stories in it. The first is about Nazis that awaken a mummy's curse. The second tale is about an alien that crashes a battle of the bands and then starts eating the contestants, and the last story is about a man who gets possessed to kill televangelists. Written by James Balsamo

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Plot Keywords:

blood | hack | troma | See All (3) »

Taglines:

Get Hacked!


Edit

Details

Official Sites:

|

Country:

Language:

|

Filming Locations:

 »

Box Office

Budget:

$60,000 (estimated)
 »

Company Credits

Production Co:

 »
Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Color:

Aspect Ratio:

16:9 HD
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Connections

References The Toxic Avenger (1984) See more »

Soundtracks

Hack Job Theme
Performed by Bloodsucking Zombies From Outer Space
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

 
Don't be fooled; UNintentionally bad.
7 June 2012 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Making an intentionally bad film is a delicate procedure and an art form, and is successfully executed only with the understanding of what makes a film good or bad. It's a tongue-in-cheek process in which the filmmaker needs to be a little more intuitive than the target audience. The filmmakers behind Hack Job are blissfully unaware of this, resulting in a bad movie that isn't fun and watchable, but rather boring and painful. The film is incoherent in absolutely every way, with ineptitude and naïvety woven throughout it. It isn't scary, and it barely cracks 3 decent jokes throughout. And don't think stars or topless women can save this...neither are depicted flatteringly. So there goes the schlock-film pull. Without these things, the film offers nothing, and to fail so miserably with the bar set so low to begin with is just unfortunate. Coming from someone who loves to sit down and watch a fun, bad movie, my advice is not to waste your time or money on this one.

This isn't filmmaking. This is your buddy's 9th grade video project.


5 of 8 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Discuss Hack Job (2011) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?