The Critic examines the worst examples of those with too few positive characteristics to counter (but negative ones to heighten) the basic fact that they ultimately exist to be bailed out of trouble - over and over...
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Number 2: Princess Peach. I could punch this broad in the face, really I could! How many times has this whore been kidnapped? Haven't they upped the security yet so that it doesn't happen anymore? And every time it does happen, she just keeps her pretty little smile! "Teeheeheehee." Fuck you, bitch! I'm risking my life for you for the twentieth fucking time! And don't you dare insult me by saying you're gonna bake me a cake! No no, you give me a position of power, you fucking bimbo! I know more...
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