Lt. Debra Morgan: Goddamn pantyhose! Has anyone ever died from crotch asphyxiation?
Dexter Morgan: You have now crossed the line into inappropriate brother-sister exchanges.
Joey Quinn: [smoking dope together] Dude, quit staring at me. You're freaking me out.
Sgt. Angel Batista: Inside, I can feel how much your heart hurts for Deb.
Joey Quinn: Dude, get your big fucking sausage hands off me. That's terrible.
Brother Sam: Faith, man. You put it in the wrong thing... Fuck you up.
Brother Sam: [baptizing] Do you undertake to keep God's commandments, and faith of His son, our Lord.
Nick: I do.
Dexter Morgan: [narrating] Some people think that religion began as a way for primitive cultures to explain natural phenomena. the fire, the wind, the rain. They created a god for each one.
Brother Sam: I baptize you, my brother, in Christ. You are baptized with Christ in death.
Dexter Morgan: [narrating] You'd think science would have made religion obsolete. But it hasn't. Go for a swim, come out a new man. If only I believed it were that simple. But Brother Sam believes, and because of that, he's fulfilled. It's written all over his face.
Brother Sam: I'm glad the little man is all right.
Dexter Morgan: Ah, me too!
Brother Sam: I know. Thank God.
Dexter Morgan: That's just an expression.
Brother Sam: I know. I just, uh, the "miracle of modern science."
Dexter Morgan: Yeah, you put your faith in God, I put my faith in science.
Brother Sam: It's cool. We don't have to believe in the same thing. But, you gotta keep an open mind. You may say I can't prove the God exists. You can't prove He doesn't.