- [last lines]
- Mike J: There was no reason for this film to be made. Not once while I was watching the original did I think "Oh, I wonder how they met?" or "Oh, I wonder what would happen if this film was remade with younger, less talented actors?" But what the movie did do is kick off the trend of making sequels of Jim Carrey films, with the ingredient which made the original so successful missing: Jim Carrey. But, surely they learnt from their mistakes when making a sequel to The Mask?
- Film Brain: Symbolism!
- [first lines]
- Mike J: Hello, I'm a British person. Now, you may be wondering about my new location. Well, recently I was found out for having my sister locked in my secret underground basement, having born several of my children. So, for the protection and safety of myself and others, they decided to change my identity and ship me off here.
- [chuckles]
- Mike J: Not really! It was my cousin. But enough of that, I have a question for you: Which actor can claim to have refused to star to in four sequels to his popular movies? That's right - Jim Carrey. So, for the next three videos, I'm going to take a look at three of these atrocities. Now you may think it's a little bit strange that I'm not going to be looking at Evan Almighty. Well, there's a couple of reasons for that: the first being it's not actually that bad; but the second being that another reviewer has recently reviewed it. But, I'm pleased to say... that reviewer is joining me today!
- [pulls out a cardboard cutout face of Film Brain on a stick with a ventriloquist's-dummy mouth]
- Mike J: Isn't that right, Film Brain?
- Film Brain: Symbolism!
- Mike J: Yes! So, Film Brain, are you ready to join me into looking into the Jim Carrey-less Trilogy?
- Film Brain: Symbolism!
- Mike J: Then let's go!
- Film Brain: Symbolism!
- Mike J: You know what, I'm think you're starting to like this film, Film Brain.