Pam and Cheryl are gabbing on their way to ISIS and they are, once again, late for work. A van approaches the pair and men proceed to kidnap one of them. Life is so damned unfair: Cheryl did not even take time off last week when her parents were killed in a car accident... this could make her really late! When the non-kidnapped drone reaches ISIS, she receives a very lukewarm welcome until railroads and Tunts arise. Then, it becomes all about kidnappers, voice modulation software ...and how much one's colleagues value a co-worker. Perhaps perennial cheapskate, Malory, is not the best person to ask. Lana is horrified; later, she is literally wet with jealousy and the fearless ISIS crew operates with its usual efficiency to save its team member. How much of a "piece" of Malory will an angry ex-kidnap victim demand? Can Malory afford to lose it? How many times will Brett get shot before the ISIS liability insurer cancels them for good? Written by
Did You Know?
A phone-trace places the headquarters of ISIS in the Chinatown/Foley Square area of south Manhattan - formerly the notorious Five Points neighborhood. To co-ordinates are N33.806333° W84.344165°. See more
The coordinates that are ultimately traced to Cyril Figgis (Chris Parnell
) are N33.806333° W84.344165° which are nowhere near New York City. The coordinates correspond to 1123 Zonolite Road Northeast #24, Atlanta, Georgia 30306. This was the address of Floyd County Productions prior to August 2013. See more
You're a moped.
How'd you know? What's it mean anyway?
Mopeds are fun, but you don't want your buddies to see you riding one.
Performed by Mel Young See more