Pam and Cheryl are gabbing on their way to ISIS and they are, once again, late for work. A van approaches the pair and men proceed to kidnap one of them. Life is so damned unfair: Cheryl did not even take time off last week when her parents were killed in a car accident... this could make her really late! When the non-kidnapped drone reaches ISIS, she receives a very lukewarm welcome until railroads and Tunts arise. Then, it becomes all about kidnappers, voice modulation software ...and how much one's colleagues value a co-worker. Perhaps perennial cheapskate, Malory, is not the best person to ask. Lana is horrified; later, she is literally wet with jealousy and the fearless ISIS crew operates with its usual efficiency to save its team member. How much of a "piece" of Malory will an angry ex-kidnap victim demand? Can Malory afford to lose it? How many times will Brett get shot before the ISIS liability insurer cancels them for good? Written by
Did You Know?
Archer says Cheryl's vest is bulletproof. But Cheryl's vest is a Vietnam era Flak Jacket and was not bulletproof. It was meant to prevent shrapnel wounds. See more
The coordinates that are ultimately traced to Cyril Figgis (Chris Parnell
) are N33.806333° W84.344165° which are nowhere near New York City. The coordinates correspond to 1123 Zonolite Road Northeast #24, Atlanta, Georgia 30306. This was the address of Floyd County Productions prior to August 2013. See more
And right next door is that?
'gasp' That's the Roosevelt mansion!
Total shitbox. They're weird.
Archer Theme Song
Written by Scott Sims
Performed by Scott Sims See more