Pam and Cheryl are gabbing on their way to ISIS and they are, once again, late for work. A van approaches the pair and men proceed to kidnap one of them. Life is so damned unfair: Cheryl did not even take time off last week when her parents were killed in a car accident... now this could make her later than ever! When the non-kidnapped drone finally reaches ISIS, she receives a very lukewarm welcome, until the subjects of Tunts and railroads are raised. When kidnappers telephone ISIS, using voice modulation software, Archer is horrified they might have the ISIS address. It is always a shock to learn exactly how much one's colleagues value a co-worker; perhaps, perennial cheapskate, Malory, is not the best person to ask. Lana starts off being horrified, then later, is literally wet with jealousy. The fearless ISIS crew operates with its usual efficiency to save its team member. How much of a "piece" of Malory will an angry ex-kidnap victim demand? And, can Malory afford to lose it? ... Written by
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A phone-trace places the headquarters of ISIS in the Chinatown/Foley Square area of south Manhattan - formerly the notorious Five Points neighborhood. See more
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