Mr. House: You know, if you asked my opinion, the guy's gotten a bad rap.
Ben House: He's the antichrist, Dad.
Mr. House: There's no good reason to blow up Chicago. Except for the food, the weather and the people.
Anti-Christ: Marry me, Lindsey. Marry me and become the mother of my evil offspring.
Lindsey: Everyone was struggling to get by now, except the people who made a deal with the devil. I mean, they were on his payroll!
Lindsey: He's the most evil person who has ever lived.
Mr. House: Well, then, the most evil person who has ever lived is paying the bills around here.
Mr. House: Are you trying to do good or something to get raptured? Because I'm telling you kids, that was a one time deal-y.
Ben House: This shit is so pieced together, did anyone think it through?
Lindsey: That was the worst day of my life, and that's saying something in the rapture.
Ben House: I'm not going to let the Anti-Christ steal my girlfriend, dad.