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Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012)

TV Movie  -   -  Action | Sci-Fi | Thriller  -  9 June 2012 (USA)
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Many years ago, hundreds of locals and tourists were massacred by giant man-eating sharks in the infamous 1916 Jersey Shore attacks. But that's just a legend... or is it? It's a holiday ... See full summary »

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Many years ago, hundreds of locals and tourists were massacred by giant man-eating sharks in the infamous 1916 Jersey Shore attacks. But that's just a legend... or is it? It's a holiday weekend on the Jersey Shore and, unbeknownst to anyone, underwater drills have attracted dozens of albino bull sharks to the pier. When a man goes missing, TC (The Complication), Nookie and friends fear the worst and plead with the police chief to close down the beach. It isn't until a famous singer is eaten alive during a performance on the pier that the shark hunt begins. Now, the Preppies must work together with the Guidos in order to save the Jersey Shore and its inhabitants from another vicious slaughter. Written by Anonymous

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shark | shark attack | shotgun | blood | rifle | See more »

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Rated R for some bloody creature violence | See all certifications »

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Trivia

Various members of the art department are featured on the wanted posters at the police station. See more »

Goofs

When Mike goes to see what's in the water his regs are a yellow hose/black reg and a black hose with yellow reg, a battered blue air tank and he is wearing black split fins. Before he enters the water, he has the yellow hose/black reg on left side. This switches to the right side the first time he surface then back to the left side the second time. Next is an underwater shot and he has a black reg on a black hose with a red hose protector and blue full fins. As the shark attacks the CG diver has a completely black air tank. See more »

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Spencer: Hey buddy erm you got a problem.
Penelope: What the hell do you think your doing?
Bradford: Penelope.
Penelope: We get into one little fight and you go slumming it with a guidette.
Bradford: What are you talking about? What, what guidette?
Nooki: I guess that would be me. Why don't you invite her to join us up on the sun deck. Clothing optional. Isn't that what you said?
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Spoofs Jersey Shore (2009) See more »

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Autobahn
Written and Performed by Peter McEvilley
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Root for the sharks
11 June 2012 | by (Redondo Beach, CA) – See all my reviews

The title is an invitation to watch some brain dead clowns get chased by fish with big teeth. Kitschy craziness is promised, and this latest in SyFy channel low budget mutant shark movies delivers enough to make the joke work.

The cast of look-alikes did a great job of spoofing their infamous reality show counterparts. The girl doing Snooki was a dead ringer for her. She and the others had their English-slaying "Joyzee" speech down pat, and the patented stupidity of JS's regulars was a good fit for this type of movie.

Enter the sharks. Like a zillion other movies like this made on the cheap, the sharks are the result of evil corporate America. The special effects were deliberately cheap and fake looking, and are so bad they're funny. Plenty of red dye gets tossed around, but no real grisly scenes, so the comic approach works.

Obviously not to be taken seriously. How can anybody fault sharks or be afraid of them for going after these dummies? If anything, you'll root for the sharks.


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