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Burlesque Assassins (2012)

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The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows ... See full summary »

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David A. Crellin ...
Johnny Valentine (as Armitage Shanks)
Roxi D'Lite ...
Bourbon Sue
Carrie Schiffler ...
Katerina Molotov
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Rosalind Porter ...
Bombshell Belle
Koko La Douce ...
Koko La Douce
Brendan Hunter ...
Clone of Hitler
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Mousolini Jr
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Professor Von Hosenfeffer
Jill Belland ...
Natasha Kalashnikov
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen ...
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
Kitten Deville ...
Kitten Deville
Amber Ray ...
Amber Ray
Kelitta Maloof ...
Kelitta Maloof
Scarlett Martini ...
Scarlett Martini
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The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL! Written by Anonymous

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Seduce and Destroy

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Assassin's Boogie
Written by Scott Nickless
Performed by Scott Nickless and Matt Oestreicher
Copyright 2011 Scott Nickless
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U gotta c this !!!
9 March 2014 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This movie is a cartoon told with real actors! Which makes it a true joy to watch ..... and the laffs are plenty!

The Burlesque Assassins are an underground special agent troupe of high end strippers who's mission is to assassinate the clones of Hitler, Stalin, and Moussolini. This in itself is enough to get you to watch this wacky story. But there's more!

Their boss Johnny Valentine must dress incognito, and one of the strippers is a novice at espionage! She must learn on the job!

If the story is too wack for you then watch it for the classic burli'q stripping - they do a great job!


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