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Burlesque Assassins (2012)

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Cast overview, first billed only:
David A. Crellin ...
Johnny Valentine (as Armitage Shanks)
Roxi D'Lite ...
Bourbon Sue
Carrie Schiffler ...
Katerina Molotov
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Rosalind Porter ...
Bombshell Belle
Koko La Douce ...
Koko La Douce
Brendan Hunter ...
Clone of Hitler
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Mousolini Jr
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Professor Von Hosenfeffer
Jill Belland ...
Natasha Kalashnikov
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen ...
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
Kitten Deville ...
Kitten Deville
Amber Ray ...
Amber Ray
Kelitta Maloof ...
Kelitta Maloof
Scarlett Martini ...
Scarlett Martini
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The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL! Written by Anonymous

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entertainment gold!!!

This movie is one of the most entertaining,funny,sexy films I have seen in a long time... The director is amazing and cute as a button! I really hope they make a Burlesque 2 because I cant get enough of those beautiful dancers! Im guessing they had a kick ass craft service person because everyone looks very well fed..I wish more people would make films about the fine art of Burlesque. It shows women you can be hot and appealing at any size big or small. Roxie Delight is very funny and sexy I was surprised at the range of her acting ability.I have since been a follower of her website and it is very entertaining. Go see this film!!!


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