Cinema Snob: Oh, so Raphael's a voyeur now? Well that's going to cost him about ten wall flips. I can't show you what he's looking at, there's no subtitles so I don't know what she's saying, but judging by the sound of her voice...
[Audio clip of woman moaning in ecstasy]
Cinema Snob: Mikey, I think she likes it... in the ass.
Cinema Snob: For those of you who are curious the full title for the film is Las Tortugas Mutantes Pinjas, which I think stands for
[shot of naked torso]
Cinema Snob: EEEEEWWW!
Cinema Snob: Fin question mark? Well of course this isn't the end, in the sequel they learn about the "Secret of The Ooze"! Here's a hint...
Cinema Snob: It's jism!
Cinema Snob: Oh, they're not really dressed like turtles. They're dressed in cheap dollar-store Ninja Turtles Halloween costumes. Somehow, this is worse. Because that's just what I want to jerk off to: grown men wearing costumes that a child would wear!
Cinema Snob: The movie gets the balls rolling rather quick as a Foot Soldier gets molested by the Tricera-tits here for some reason.
Cinema Snob: They don't even look like turtles; they look like Superman after being raped.
Cinema Snob: So what kinda dick does she like, regular or menthol?