But wait, the Internet cried back, let me tell you about the horror that is called Sonichu. Yes, people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I haven't. Sonichu is some bizarre web comic put out by a guy named Christian Weston Chandler, or Chris Chan for short, that is some freakish hybrid of Sonic and Pikachu. The guy is a creepy stalker who apparently also suffers from autism and severe emotional problems. Even then, I can't be ...