Alright, so you've found my secret identity.
[Ties her hair
That's right. I'm the Nostalgia Chick!
But... but how did you... what the... but... with the bowtie and the... what... how are you...? WHAT? Cry woe, destruction and decay, the worst is death. And death will have his day. I should have known, it was you who was the secret manipulator behind it all: beeeaaaar!