Yurizan Beltran: Selena's Brunette Girlfriend

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  Tara : You turned Carlos down? What are you, crazy? That guy's hot. And... I heard he has a nice dick.

  Selena's Brunette Girlfriend : Well, his nice dick has been in every girl in this graduating class. If I'm going to lose my virginity to some mac-daddy ass-fool, it *better* be worth my time.