Cinema Snob: [In reference to Shatner's pimp outfit] I knew The 70's were 70's but I didn't realize they were that 70's.
Cinema Snob: Unfortunately Shatner did not count on the widow's terror of a daughter named Tina. Yes, the plot claims that Shatner is the movie's villain but I contest that the true villain of Impulse is Tina. What a fucking brat. She makes Bart Simpson look like the spawn of Ozzie and Harriet.
[Puts hand in mouth]
Cinema Snob: Ugh! Someone kill this girl! Kill her now! Stab her in the fucking heart!
Tina: It slipped.