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At Long Last Love

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Season 6

12 Jan. 2014
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Snob rings in the new year by reviewing one of the most notorious musical flops of all time from the same producer responsible for the iconic 70's hits Saturday Night Fever and Grease.
 
22 Jan. 2014
E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody
It's another E.T. porno spoof. Except this time, the Snob discovers that unlike those other ones, this one actually follows the plot of E.T. Even in areas where it shouldn't.
 
4 Feb. 2014
The Conqueror
Remember when John Wayne played Genghis Khan in that horrible 1956 movie The Conqueror? The Snob shows us how the Duke fared as that tyrannical Asian, but perfect-English-speaking despot as he reviews the movie and discusses its very bleak production history.
 
10 Feb. 2014
Endless Love
The Snob believes he has found a far worse romance movie than Moment by Moment could ever hope to be.
 
19 Feb. 2014
Fatal Games
With a subzero winter chill in the air, the Cinema Snob decides to review a summer Olympics horror movie.
 
25 Feb. 2014
Hitler's Harlot
The Cinema Snob finally talks about Hitler's Harlot, a movie he's long since avoided on account of the lack of comedic material this Nazisploitation hard-core porno flick offered.
 
12 Mar. 2014
Caddyshack II
This week, the Cinema Snob looks at a movie so vile, so disgusting, so universally hated, and so very, very unfunny.
 
19 Mar. 2014
Ilsa, the Wicked Warden
Ilsa, that sexy she-wolf harem keeper is back as a wicked warden. The Cinema Snob is in for one grandiose S&M treat.
 
2 Apr. 2014
Ninja Champion
What do you get when you cross a rape movie with an action ninja movie? A tone-deaf mess.
 
8 Apr. 2014
Black Love
Brad checks out the H.G. Lewis documentary "Black Love" to learn more about - well, black love.
 
15 Apr. 2014
Two of a Kind
The Cinema Snob discovers yet another awkward John Travolta romance flick. This one co-stars Olivia Newton-John and even the Almighty God makes an appearance.
 
28 Apr. 2014
Curse of Bigfoot
Sasquatch weeks kicks off with a king-sized turd known as The Curse of Bigfoot. It's a movie about nothing, but sadly, not in the same way as Seinfeld is a show about nothing.
 
29 Apr. 2014
The Geek II
To the Cinema Snob's extreme dismay, he discovers that The Geek does in fact have a sequel. However, he soon discovers that it's not so much a sequel as it is an unrelated porno short disguised as a bigfoot movie.
 
30 Apr. 2014
To Catch a Yeti
On the third day of Sasquatch Week, the good Snob gave to me: a really, really, really horrible movie about catching a Yeti. In short, the Cinema Snob deems this film to be almost as bad as Nukie.
 
1 May 2014
Black River Monster
Throw another bad Sasquatch movie on the barbie. Today, the Snob watches a monster movie that's not so much about a monster, but rather a morbidly obese man working at an all (little) girls ranch. The movie even has its own built-in Fat Grandma cameo.
 
2 May 2014
The Legend of Boggy Creek
He's saved the best for last. The Snob concludes Sasquatch Week with The Legend of Boggy Creek, a G-rated horror docu-drama that's surprisingly well made.
 
7 May 2014
Mommie Dearest
The Cinema Snob decides to review Mommie Dearest in light of Mothers' Day. While he expects to find a campy dark comedy, he quickly discovers that this movie is in fact disturbing and very over-the-top, and not in a funny way.
 
13 May 2014
Godzilla's Revenge
The Big Guy is coming back to the big screen, so the Cinema Snob decides to review one of the old Godzilla movies. Naturally, he chooses a bad one: from 1969, a kooky, kid-friendly, sappy disgrace to the King of Monsters: Godzilla's Revenge.
 
21 May 2014
Drive
Cinema Snob watches another gay porn. This one features a slick secret agent going against a gender-ambiguous villain and her flaming sidekick bent on ridding mankind of its sex drive. Needless to say, The Snob doesn't have a gay old time.
 
1 Jun. 2014
Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell!
The Snob looks at a movie by famed porn director John T. Bone. And what does he expect from a movie called Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell? Well, there's pitiful Samurais, plenty of sluts and an hour of Hell.
 
11 Jun. 2014
Friday the 13th, Part 3: 3D
The Snob finally gets around to reviewing the third Friday the 13th outing, and for a special experiment, he conducts the entire review in 3D. So put on the glasses if you got'em and watch Brad reach, point and throw crap at the camera.
 
15 Jun. 2014
The Stepfather
What better way is there for the Cinema Snob to celebrate Fathers' Day than to review a horror movie about a murderous psychopath who kills his entire family?
 
25 Jun. 2014
Robot Wars
In honor of the new Transformers movie hitting theaters, the Cinema Snob reviews the follow-up to Robot Jox, which is not so much a follow-up as it is just some random, stupid, cheap, future sci-fi yarn about robotic warfare.
 
1 Jul. 2014
Wired
The Snob reviews Wired, a low-budget, disrespectful and exploitative bio on the life, career and especially the death of comedy legend John Belushi.
 
13 Jul. 2014
Brazilian Planet of the Apes
There's a new Planet of the Apes movie in theaters, so the Snob decides to review Brazil's answer to the franchise.
 
21 Jul. 2014
The Babe Ruth Story
Another bizzare and untrue bio is on the menu today, except this one isn't as disrespectful as Wired, but as the Cinema Snob discovers, it still portrays its subject as a simpleton and barely a shadow of who he really was.
 
24 Jul. 2014
Hercules
The Cinema Snob reviews the 1983 Italian movie Hercules, starring Lou Ferrigno. It's chock full of bad dubbing, bad special effects, giant robot toys and science talk that would make Dr. Insano call foul.
 
30 Jul. 2014
The Adventures of Hercules II
As if the world didn't already have enough bad Hercules movies. The Cinema Snob watches as the universe's strongest man returns for more of the same nonsense. Also returning is the evil king who knows as much about science as a creationist.
 
4 Aug. 2014
The Lonely Lady
The Snob reviews a horribly written movie that's all about screen-writing; oh, the irony.
 
16 Aug. 2014
Driller: A Sexual Thriller
With only 2 months to Halloween, the Snob celebrates by watching a bad spoof of a famous Michael Jackson music video, and this one is no thriller.
 
19 Aug. 2014
42nd Street Forever: Volume 3, Exploitation Explosion
The Snob returns to 42nd Street for more crass, crude and controversial movie trailers, including: naughty teachers, naughty nurses, naughty warden's daughters, and a few slashers.
 
28 Aug. 2014
Devil Times Five
The Cinema Snob reviews a shoddy early '70s slasher about murderous kids who prey on a group of stalwart campers.
 
31 Aug. 2014
Cut-Throats Nine
In the mood for a bloody western, the Cinema Snob pops in Cut Throats Nine. It's an excessively violent story about a group of outlaws who gets lost in the middle of a snowy peak.
 

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