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Current Episode (aired 17 May 2015)

Hard Knuckle

Having just gotten out of the hospital, the Cinema Snob treats himself to a Mad Max knock-off that, despite having the title Hard Knuckle, is not a porno spoof. But it is just as boring.

Season 7

5 Jan. 2015
The Cinema Snob reviews Zombie 2, which is not a sequel to Zombie, but rather it is the first Zombie, which is an unofficial follow-up to Dawn of the Dead, which is also called Zombie in some places. Two Zombies, therefore...Zombie 2?
12 Jan. 2015
Cruisin' 57
The Cinema Snob takes us back to the gay '50s: a time of burger stands, flashy cars, golden oldies muttered on the soundtrack, and horny teens experiencing spring romance...all male teens, that is. If you ever thought American Graffiti needed more gay, this is your movie, bro.
19 Jan. 2015
Hell of the Living Dead
It's another Italian zombie movie as the Cinema Snob revisits an old "friend", Bruno Mattei, and watches his take on the franchise, featuring a gung-ho SWAT team and two yuppie reporters investigating an outbreak in New Guinea.
2 Feb. 2015
The Snob reviews the critically acclaimed Italian horror movie Suspiria, by Dario Argenta. This captivating parade of creepy imagery features a young girl being terrorized at a private school that delves into witchcraft.
9 Feb. 2015
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
The Snob is dismayed to hear his idols Siskel and Ebert trash Friday the 13th: (Not) The Final Chapter, saying it's nothing but stabbing and sets a bad influence toward teenagers. So he decides to review the movie himself and discovers there's much more to it.
16 Feb. 2015
Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?
What's this? The Cinema Snob found a porno parody of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Will we get to see toons and humans going at it, giving a whole new definition to "pattycake"? There's as much chance of that as the Snob finding a decent E.T. spoof.
23 Feb. 2015
Beyond the Darkness: Buio Omega
Beyond the Darkness is not your garden variety love story. Join the Cinema Snob as he discovers this creepy Italian horror movie is really about a crazed taxidermist who stuffs his wife and butchers hitchhikers.
1 Mar. 2015
The House by the Cemetary
The Snob reviews an entry into Fulci's "dead trilogy." This delightful little chiller features a haunted house by a cemetery, a disappearing little girl, an invisible killer on the loose, and the new bane of the Snob's existence: Bob.
9 Mar. 2015
Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning
Since another Friday the 13th is upon us, it's time again for the Snob to review another Jason Voorhees movie. But he already reviewed Friday the 13th: Part V in 2009, so he decides to go down a different path and review the porno spoof of the fifth film.
23 Mar. 2015
Miami Connection
It's Ninja time again. Cinema Snob breaks out a clumsy, incoherent and extremely violent film of nut-kicking proportions. Set somewhere in Miami, a rock band and a violent biker gang, both trained in the martial arts, go toe to toe, and foot to nose.
30 Mar. 2015
Jungle Holocaust
The Snob looks at the first film in Ruggero Deodato's trilogy of jungle cannibal movies. If you thought Cannibal Holocaust was horrifically violent - it still is, but Jungle Holocaust is just as bad.
6 Apr. 2015
Exorcist II: The Heretic
You know how in some cases if a movie is a big hit, it gets a sequel a few years later that is more often than not a horrible, nonsensical piece of crap that merely capitalizes on the first movie rather than expands on it? Well, as The Cinema Snob discovers, Exorcist II is no exception.
29 Apr. 2015
The Crippled Avengers
The Snob looks for a movie with "Avengers" in the title, due to some movie with the same name coming out this week, and so he selects The Crippled Avengers: a shitty Kung Fu movie following four men handicapped in outrageous battles. There's also bad dubbing, incoherent action and fight scenes that cost an arm and a leg. Literally.
6 May 2015
Top Dog
Taking a break from the norm, the Snob takes a look at one of those comedies in which a cop is partnered up with a dog. The cop in this case is Chuck Norris, and he's out to stop a racist terrorist organization in this family-oriented movie.
17 May 2015
Hard Knuckle
Having just gotten out of the hospital, the Cinema Snob treats himself to a Mad Max knock-off that, despite having the title Hard Knuckle, is not a porno spoof. But it is just as boring.

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