- Linkara: Why is The Spirit so obessed with cats?
- Film Brain: Maybe he gets a lot of pussy.
- Linkara: Oh come on, man! Can we refrain from that for the next 100 minutes?
- Film Brain: The Spirit jumps on a police car being driven by Frank Miller.
- Linkara: He's obviously out to avenge this script.
- Film Brain: Well at least we got to see Eva Mendes' backside. Maybe this movie isn't so bad after all.
- Linkara: Who are you, Frank Miller?
- Film Brain: Well, Linkara, you're free to go.
- Linkara: Yes, well, just a little message to whoever was behind this little flim-flam operation of yours: if you value your continued existence, if you have any hope of seeing tomorrow, let me tell you: there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap... me.
- [punches Film Brain]
- Linkara: Holy crap, Frank Miller makes worse puns than you, Film Brain!
- Film Brain: I never thought such a thing could be accomplished.
- Octopus: You know I don't like egg on my face. No. Egg. On. My. Face! Not a glob!
- Linkara: Ugh, these egg-related puns make me PINE for Schwarzenegger.
- Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs? The ICE age!
- Film Brain: Care to retract that statement?
- Linkara: Yes, yes I will.
- Film Brain: Hey, Linkara.
- Linkara: Hey, Film Brain. I have no idea how the hell you got your hands on Iron Man 2. I can't wait to watch it.
- Film Brain: Say, Linkara, have you checked your watch?
- Linkara: Oh, yeah...
- [looks at watch]
- Linkara: No. No, it can't be.
- Film Brain: That's right, it's Miller Time.
- [Linkara screams]
- Linkara: You tricked me!
- Film Brain: I told you it was a Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson movie. You just believed whatever you wanted to believe.
- Film Brain: Have a seat, get comfortable, it's going to hurt.
- Linkara: It's Frank Miller, when does it not?
- Film Brain: He's green-egg-and-hamming it. Get it? Because octopuses lay eggs.
- Linkara: No, I don't get it. Octopuses lay eggs?
- Film Brain: Yes, they do.
- Linkara: So not only is he making puns, he's making dumb puns because the audience isn't gonna get it. Oh Great Gatsby, it's Mr. Freeze all over again.
- Linkara: [at the reveal of Silken Floss] Yes, we get it, every woman is beautiful. We're only ten minutes into this movie and you've said it 100 times!
- Film Brain: Then we get some more wonderful dialogue from Frank Miller.
- The Spirit: I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead.
- Linkara: Is this really meant to be taken seriously?
- Film Brain: Ten minutes ago people were being beaten over the head with toilets. The time for seriousness has passed.