- Jeremy Johnson: I bet you guys've heard a lot of strange sentences over the course of the summer.
- Phineas: Boy, I'll say.
- Jeremy Johnson: Can you think of any examples?
- Phineas: Nope. Not offhand. See ya!
- Jeremy Johnson: See ya! Happy birthday!
- [whistles and cleans]
- Phineas: Wait, Jeremy! I just thought of some!
- ["Perry Lays an Egg"]
- Phineas: Nothin' says "mother's love" like a giant robotic platypus butt.
- Candace: ["It's About Time!"] Why am I wearing a turtle on my head?
- Buford Van Stomm: ["Bubble Boys"] I wanna float around! Like men.
- Candace: ["Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?" in Perry's body] Am I sweating milk?
- Candace: ["Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo" - older] Gotta go, Stacy. Good luck with that llama legislation.
- Man: ["Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror"] RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S GNOME-AGEDDON!
- Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: ["Isabella and the Temple of Sap"] Stickiness is the most underrated of all the nesses.
- Buford Van Stomm: [original clip, rowing a boat] I knew I shoulda gotten the downpayment on the elephants.
- Linda Flynn-Fletcher: ["Unfair Science Fair Redux - Another Story"] It looks a little like a rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig.
- Stacy Hirano: ["The Beak"] Oh, no! You did *not* just tell me to hench!
- Phineas: ["The Beak"] What? You think we should have *more* Bulgarian folk-related elements?
- Linda Flynn-Fletcher: ["Rollercoaster: The Musical!"] I'll be in the dairy section if you wanna come yell at some cheese.
- Phineas: ["It's a Mud Mud Mud Mud World"] Dad, you might wanna wipe the Queen off your face.
- Baljeet Tjinder: ["Got Game?"] I, too, feel a certain element of kebabism.
- Ferb Fletcher: ["One Good Scare Ought to Do It"] Definitely the Giant Floating Baby Head.
- Buford Van Stomm: ["We Call It Maze"] I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers!
- Candace: ["The Chronicles of Meap"] I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date.
- Phineas: ["Candace's Big Day", quoting Candace] "Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta". Make a note of that.
- Candace: ["One Good Scare Ought to Do It"] I'm calling Mom!
- [runs into house, opens door again]
- Candace: And I am *not* using the banana this time!
- Candace: It's Phineas's birthday and I still don't know what to get him. What do you get for the boy who can make everything?
- Major Francis Monogram: Agent P, there's, uh, something we've been... meaning to discuss with you for awhile and, well... You see, Perry, some job-performance issues have come up, but... Now, don't get me wrong. You're doing fine work. It's just that your entrances have been getting a little... lackluster lately.
- [running gag line]
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Linda Flynn-Fletcher, Phineas: ... if I had a nickel for every time I...
- Phineas: Have you seen Ferb today?
- Construction Worker: No, but I did see a guy in a robotic bird-themed super-suit shooting eggs out of his wrist. And that was Ferb, wasn't it?
- Phineas: It's a safe bet.
- Jeremy Johnson: Want a slushy-dog?
- Phineas: Sure! Super-suit-generated egg-renderings always make me a bit peckish.
- Jeremy Johnson: I bet that's the first time anybody's ever said THAT.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You may have escaped my TV trap, Perry the Platypus, but I'm still going to change your channel!