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Agnes Brown: What a week, neh he he he. Jacko in a heap at the bottom of the escalator. Mrs Murphy upset about my little kissogram at her husband's funeral. And Granddad shit a nucular bomb. Isn't life a fecking rollercoaster? Good night!

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Agnes Brown: Granddad is the cupboard having a shit!

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Agnes Brown: [looking at a toilet] Oh, look, there's a chip gone out of this. Someone must have shit a brick.

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Agnes Brown: How's your drink?

Hilary Nicholson: It tastes like cider.

Agnes Brown: It is. Bulmers.

Hilary Nicholson: I asked for champagne.

Agnes Brown: Well you can fuck off.

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[Buster is being sick in the closet toilet and Rory knocks on the door]

Rory Brown: [thinking it's Mammy] Are you in there?

Buster Brady: Yes!

Rory Brown: Mammy, you need to know, I'm gay. I love Deano and I want the world to know. Are you upset?

[Buster throws up and Rory becomes upset]

Rory Brown: Oh Mammy I knew you'd take it hard! But please try to think of my happiness!

[Buster throws up again and Rory falls to the floor, crying]

Rory Brown: Oh Mammy! How can I be happy? Please try to think of me!

Agnes Brown: [arriving] Well you can get off the fecking floor for starters.

[Rory screams]

Agnes Brown: [startled] What is wrong with you?

Rory Brown: Mammy, I need to come out of the closet!

Agnes Brown: Wait till Buster finishes to go in first!

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Agnes Brown: Dermot, what's a blow job?

Dermot Brown: 20 quid, mammy.

Agnes Brown: They change the fecking language every day!

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Agnes Brown: And as for you, ya fifty pence pole dancer!

Hilary Nicholson: Is that the very best you can do?

Agnes Brown: No, I feel sorry for the fucking pole!

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Rory Brown: Mammy, what's wrong?

Agnes Brown: Deano is wearing suspenders! Oh Rory, I think he's a trans-testicle!

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