Death Valley (TV Series)
Undead Hookers (2011)
Charlie Sanders: Officer Joe Stubeck
Quotes
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Officer Joe Stubeck : Guess we can just hope we get lucky, and maybe the zombie will kill itself.
Officer Billy Pierce : What do you mean? Gets like... Like, all bummed out and then just commits suicide?
Officer Joe Stubeck : No, you jackass. I meant like it would wander into traffic or something.
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Officer Joe Stubeck : Does this guy look like he's driving drunk?
Officer Billy Pierce : Who cares? It's not really a UTF issue, is it?
Officer Joe Stubeck : It's a safety issue, Billy.
Jamie : Yeah, I agree with that.
Officer Joe Stubeck : Thanks, Jamie.
Officer Billy Pierce : Oh, so I just got outvoted by Captain Earmuffs and Stuby-Doo over here.
Jamie : Okay, these are vital to my job, all right?
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Officer Joe Stubeck : Davis has already turned. At this second, he's attacking customers in a Blockbuster Video store.
Officer Billy Pierce : That's crazy. Who goes to Blockbuster anymore?