Death Valley (TV Series)

Zombie Fights (2011)

Texas Battle: Officer John 'John John' Johnson

Quotes 

• Officer John 'John John' Johnson : A gentlemen's bet, right?

  Captain Dashell : Correct. Loser has to wear his balls on the outside of his pants.

  Officer John 'John John' Johnson : That's a gentlemen's bet?

  Captain Dashell : It is for me.

• Officer John 'John John' Johnson : Captain, it's the zombie fights. You know, it's like bum fights, but instead, they use zombies.

  Captain Dashell : That sounds disgusting and completely debased... I'd like to see one.