Whiplash: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.
Chet: Theo, What happens if you wake up tomorrow, and your powers are gone?
Turbo: Then I better make the most of today.
Chet: Am I dead? Is this heaven? I always thought it'd be cleaner.
Chet: With the television gone, you can stop watching races and get on with your life.
Turbo: I have a life?
White Shadow: [Emerges from the shadows] Here one moment, gone the next! I'm so fast you can only see my shadow. White Shadow!
Turbo: I don't get it.
White Shadow: I'm fast, like a shadow!
Turbo: But shadows, they're not inheretly fast.
White Shadow: [Crawls back into the shadows] White Shadow!
Turbo: I can still see you.
Whiplash: You certainly have the skills to pay the bills. If snails had to pay bills, that is.
Whiplash: Little far from home, aren't you, garden snail?
Paz: [after Tito puts on some fake glasses] Please tell me those phony glasses are *not* your plan!
Smoove Move: Right about now, I'm moving so fast, the whole world's going in
[swivels around in slow motion]
Smoove Move: slow motion baby!