- James Diamond: [admiring self in a mirror] Ah, an outfit fit for a king.
- Logan Mitchell: You do know you can't take yourself to the prom, right?
- Gustavo Rocque: [finding the BTR boys dressed in formal attire, waiting and smiling] Well, this should be interesting.
- Kendall Knight: All over the world this month teens are participating in a rite of passage, and that passage is simply known as... prom.
- Carlos Garcia: Mr. Rocque, we've given you over a year of our lives to pursue pop stardom. Now, please, don't make us give up that magical, magical night of dancing, smooching and prime rib.
- James Diamond: [to Logan] YOU'RE the smart one. Is the pretty one supposed to figure this out or the smart one, huh?
- James Diamond: [expecting to be prom king] You might want to bow now.
- Kendall Knight: I might want to hit you now!
- James Diamond: Don't worry. When I'm prom king, there will be plenty of room for you and you other non-kings in my court.
- Kendall Knight: Yes, your dad was a Marine, but it's not like he's in the CIA.
- [Jo looks startled]
- Kendall Knight: [aghast] Your dad is in the CIA?
- Jo Taylor: I didn't say that. I'm not allowed.