All right, Kent. I don't know how it works on the farm, but here in the big leagues, you can't run out on one of your little potty breaks every time a big story's about to hit.
For Pete's sakes, Lois! Can I help it if my bladder gets a little... 'Silly Susan' when I get nervous?
[People in Metropolis suddenly run in panic as a giant robot appears from out of nowhere
[Lois runs out to look for Clark, who is inside a phone booth changing into Superman