Archer cannot hear Lana over the sound of his deafening awesomeness; but, Cyril cannot perform under pressure and is rudely vanquished at darts. The Salad is not rendered unto Caesar and the gang is disgusted with Cyril. A despondent Cyril makes new acquaintances. The next day, the ISIS computer system has a worm...or a pirate. The mainframe thinks Russia is launching missiles at the U.S. Krieger is unable to fix the computer system, and the agent cover list is about to go public. Choices have consequences and Cyril is learns who his friends really are (sort of). Krieger catapults into bereavement and then, back into the dating game. The Emily Post of weapons knows the etiquette of asking for a katana. Will Cyril ever learn to shoot straight? Are the twins warming up to Archer? Hello, Kitty! meets Hunch, hunch! What, what? for the gang at ISIS. Written by
Did You Know?
After talking about the computers on top of the elevator Carol/Cheryl says, "Who am I? Elisha Otis?!" Four seasons later, Cyril points out in Archer: Vision Quest
(2015) that Elisha Otis didn't invent the elevator, only the safety mechanism. See more
Hated that phone. Always dropping calls, you know?
Yeah, you're probably holding it wrong.
Oh yeah, just like Cyril Figgis always does everything wrong, is that what you mean?
References Planet of the Apes
Archer Theme Song
Written by Scott Sims
Performed by Scott Sims See more