Death Valley (TV Series)
Tick... Tick... BOOM! (2011)
Bryan Callen: Captain Dashell
Quotes
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Officer Kirsten Landry : Captain, I haven't told you everything about your niece.
Captain Dashell : Is she pregnant?
Officer Kirsten Landry : No, no, no. God, no, not that I know of.
Captain Dashell : She's not a cyberbully, is she? I read up on cyberbullies. I don't like them one bit.
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Captain Dashell : You're in my gun house now. These guns... they're like my children. I love them differently... some not as much as others, but I don't tell them that.
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Captain Dashell : These zombies are multiplying faster than Kardashians.