- David: You going somewhere?
- Girl 1: Yeah, I gotta get up early in the morning.
- David: You don't want to stay the night?
- Girl 1: Uh, John; could you help me zip this up?
- [David zips up her dress]
- David: [Whispering in her ear] My name is David.
- Girl 1: It's nothing personal, you were a decent lay. I'll let myself out.
- [David Scoffs]
- Jen: Hi!
- David: Hi.
- David: [Mumbles] Out walking your dog.
- Jen: More like he's walking me. Hi! I'm Jen.
- David: Oh hey, I'm John, - I'm David, My- My name is David.
- Jen: Right.
- David: Guess I'll see you around then David.
- David: Yeah! See, see you around.
- [Mocking himself]
- David: I'm John. The hell's wrong with me?
- Jen: [Frantically] My Bozly, He's gone! I've been going around asking all the neighbors and nobody's seen him.
- David: Ok well uh, just- just calm- just calm down everything's going to be OK.
- Jen: No! It's *not* OK! He's not just my baby, he's a valuable dog and somebody might have kidnapped him...
- David: Fuck no,
- Jen: [Continues in normal voice] But still- he's not a puppy anymore but he's only 4...
- [Frantically]
- Jen: But in dog year's that's like late 20's. Oh my gosh, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
- David: Jennifer, I- uh...
- Jen: What?
- David: Uh well, I just...
- Jen: Uh what?
- [David mutters to himself]
- Jen: What? What is it?
- David: Uh, if you want, I could totally, you know help ya out... find him... Bozly... , the dog. You know put up flyers... ya know. Ask around the neighborhood.
- [Chuckles]
- David: [David chuckles]
- David: Ya know. Do you want me to help you find him?
- David: Um, so is Bozly, really important to you?
- Jen: Yeah. He's everything. He's the only one who's ever been loyal. He's never lied to me, never cheated on me, God, I sound ironic. It's just after the divorce, it was... tough. I moved out here to get away from everybody. Everybody except for Meg. Can't ever get away from Meg.
- David: Oh, I mean, have you been... dating anybody?
- Jen: No.
- David: Oh, I was, you know.
- [Mutters]
- David: Good to know.
- Jen: And don't ask me why not. One more person asks me, I swear I'm gonna scream.
- David: Understood.
- Meg: Rodger, can't expect you to understand. maybe Jen feels guilty for yelling at David. I mean you have to admit what he did was pretty cute.
- Vicky: [Normal voice] David.
- [Sterner tone]
- Vicky: David.
- [Even sterner tone]
- Vicky: David. You need to go outside. You need to get out of the house. Cause you're self-pity, is stinking' up the place.
- David: I can't. I'm helping Steve.
- [David is holding Steve's Red Bull energy drink and Steve takes a drink from it]
- Steve: Damn straight.
- Vicky: Now, you need to go out tonight because I need to air out this house, because it reaks of depression. Get up, get out of the house.
- [David gets up and leaves]
- Vicky: [Vicky sits down next to Steve] Sissy's in here.
- [She takes his Red Bull energy drink, she goes to take a sip]
- Vicky: Oooooh!
- [Vicky takes a drink]
- Steve: [to David] Hey what up, dude? What happened to that hottie you brought here last night?
- David: The usual, and she left.
- David: Nailed and bailed huh? Yeah!
- [Steve raises his hand for a high five]
- Vicky: God, you are such a pig.
- Steve: Whatever, you just don't get it. I'm just happy for the guy.
- Vicky: Yeah right, good one.
- David: She didn't even know my name.
- Steve: I remember when I used to wake up next to chicks and not know their name.
- Vicky: Sometimes you forget *my* name.
- David: Course, you didn't stay the night.
- Steve: Yeah, exactly, so, what are you bitching about?
- David: Cause I'm sick of these one night stands! I'm like how often is this gonna happen? It's a eternal spiral I keep going down. I want a girl I can actually hang out with. A girl ya know, I play video games with.
- Vicky: You don't even play video games.
- David: Uh yeah, Vicky, besides the point. OK this gonna- this is gonna sound really naive, but, I don't know but it's not like I'm out there looking 'the one"
- [mutters]
- David: Jesus, I guess I'm looking, but I'm not not, expecting to find her. I don't know.
- Vicky: Well, maybe if you stop looking in guy bars?
- David: Um, well, that's the only place I'm comfortable taking to girls I mean, you get a few drinks in me and I'm loosening up and I'm not gonna see them again so I can say *anything* and I'm not gonna mess it up. Ya know. When it comes to a girl you really want to spend time with. Something different. OK, you know what it is? I freeze up I get nervous I start sweating and I'm afraid I'm a start doing the wrong thing, say the wrong thing, make the whole thing awkward and just ruin the whole moment.
- Steve: Epic fail bro, epic fail. You just gotta get out of that comfort zone your in, man.
- David: I get out of my comfort zone?
- Steve: Yeah.
- David: This coming from a guy who hasn't put on a pair of pants in two months.
- Steve: Shut up, you don't even know how hard it is to live this lifestyle.