This isn't a direct to home movie. It's a direct to trash movie.
I can't believe money was wasted on this crap.
The characters were bland, the romance was vomit inducing, the fighting choreography was atrociously bad, and the slow motion just made it worse. Entire sequences features the exchange of 10 hits at a time it seemed because the actors couldn't perform any longer cuz they're helpless weaklings.
I thought at some point, I was watching a comedy/spoof. The jokes never came. I came to the sobering realization that the script actually tried to take itself seriously.
Save your money, time, and retina. Avoid this film like radioactive sludge.
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