Mr. Pricklepants: Thank you all for coming to the audition. Number one, action!
Alien #1: Ooooh!
Mr. Pricklepants: Dreadful. Next!
Alien #2: [same inflection] Ooooh!
Mr. Pricklepants: Horrifying. Next!
Alien #3: [same inflection] Ooooh!
Mr. Pricklepants: Brilliant!
Spanish Buzz: Hemos quitado la caca de la arena del gatito.
[Translation: We have removed the poop from the kitty litter]
Mrs. Potato Head: Oh, Spanish is so beautiful.
[Ken and Barbie are "swimming" in an empty aquarium in front of a TV showing fish]
Hamm: Watch this.
[Changes the channel, a shark appears and scares Ken and Barbie]
Hamm: Shark week.
[the toys watch Ken and Barbie kiss out in the snow]
Mrs. Potato Head: How romantic.
Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, until they fall off the deck.
[Ken and Barbie fall through the snow]
Hamm: I'll go get the shovel.
Woody: Ready to lose at checkers, Slink?
Slinky Dog: When pigs fly.
Hamm: [to Buttercup] Actually, I had an uncle who was a pilot.
Hamm: No, not really.
Buttercup: [Playing poker] Hey, Potato Head. You in?
Mrs. Potato Head: Sorry, boys. He's all mine.
Mr. Potato Head: We're gonna spend the whole week together, just the two of us.
Mr. Potato Head: Deal me in.
[Leaves behind an eye and arm to play for him]
Ken: Hawaii! You gotta get me to Hawaii!
Captain Zip: Sorry, sir. I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.
Mr. Pricklepants: [to Barbie and Ken] Dinner is served.
[the Squeaky Toy Aliens come up, providing the dinner: a huge pork with an apple in its mouth, played by Hamm]
Hamm: [spits out apple] I should've seen this coming.