Woodhouse tells Archer about his WWI escapades. His former superior and BFF Reggie, suggested a tontine (French AND illegal, even in a Napoleonic Code state.) Each man contributed £50 and, after years of compound interest, the literal "last man standing" would collect the lot. The 100+ year old Woodhouse was 1 of 3 remaining old soldiers still alive and eligible to receive nearly £1,000,000. "Dr. Who" money or not, Archer would still kill his old valet to collect. Back at ISIS, Pam sets up her own tontine, while encouraging Cheryl to slurp glue. Wee Seamus becomes the embodiment of "bouncing baby boy," when Archer rushes to save a friend. Can Woodhouse, figuratively, knock sense into Archer's head? How much can wee baby Seamus drink, literally, before designated adult sees he has a problem? Written by
Did You Know?
All of the members of Woodhouse's squadron/tontine have last names derived from English cheeses (e.g. Stilton, Wensleydale, Buxton, Gloucester etc.). P. G. Wodehouse, creator of the fictional valet Reginald Jeeves for whom the Woodhouse character is named, also has a character named G. D'Arcy "Stilton" Cheesewright, who appears in several Jeeves novels. Furthermore, Wodehouse is also said to have been a regular of 'Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese', an ancient pub in the City of London. See more
Gave birth to you right there on that greasy bar. I cut the cord and I've been with your family ever since.
You... You saw mother's VAGINA! Oh, my god! Ahhh! Oh, god! Oh, I can't breathe.
Archer Theme Song
Written by Scott Sims
Performed by Scott Sims See more