Sarah Walker: [after Sarah tears up her Pre-Nup. Chuck hands her his. Sarah reads the Pre-Nup aloud] "I, Sarah Walker, promise to
Sarah Walker: Always love Chuck Bartowski. In return he will always love me."
[Sarah chuckles slightly]
Sarah Walker: I can't read the fine print.
Chuck Bartowski: Fine print says "I promise Chuck, that I will not even contemplate the word 'divorce.' I will never use my Pre-Nup." I already signed it.
Chuck Bartowski: My sister just lied to me. She's never lied to me. Not cool.
Vivian Volkoff: There was only one man my father was ever afraid of - one threat to Volkoff Industries. He went by the name Agent X. I'm going to track him down and kill him. Then no one can touch me ever again.
Ellie Bartowski: Look at this. This Intersect Project - downloading information into the human brain - amazing stuff.
Mary Bartowski: I've never heard of it.
Ellie Bartowski: Do you think that dad had the Intersect up and running with this Agent X?
Mary Bartowski: I really don't know, honey. I don't know.
John Casey: [after Chuck tells them about the Pre-Nup] Spies have secrets. If you're gonna take it to the next level with Walker, you have to understand that. Sign the papers. Be cool.
Morgan Grimes: Yeah Chuck, be cool.
John Casey: What is it, Grimes? Spill.
Morgan Grimes: An invite to Alex's graduation. Look, she desperately wanted to invite you, all right? *But*, technically speaking, in her mother's eyes anyway, you are still sort of - well, mostly dead. She just can't.
John Casey: Stupid of me to think otherwise.
Sarah Walker: No, I-I don't keep secrets from you. It's just - uh, family stuff.
Chuck Bartowski: Get it. Done.
Sarah Walker: Yeah. Cool.
Sarah Walker: Why didn't you tell us that Ellyus hates you?
Alexei Volkoff: Everyone hates me. I accept that.
Alexei Volkoff: The thorium's in a Swiss Military Bunker. The locks are coded to my DNA. We fly at midnight. Fuel my jet!
Chuck Bartowski: You don't have a jet.
Alexei Volkoff: ...Of course. Old thinking. It creeps back.
Mary Bartowski: [to Chuck about Ellie] ... And the progress she's making, and her access, it's almost as if your father *intended* for her to find out about the Intersect.
Sarah Walker: [Alexei enters in chains and armed guards] General, what is this?
John Casey: Normally, not the one to question authority, General.
General Diane Beckman: *Not* the time to start. Mr. Volkoff...
Alexei Volkoff: [to the guards] Thank you.
General Diane Beckman: Please brief the team.
General Diane Beckman: Washington is hungry to expand the Intersect Program and Ellie has a lot of material that our best technicians couldn't get near. We've never even heard of Agent X.
Mary Bartowski: Neither have I. But that does not mean it's related to the Intersect.
General Diane Beckman: *Still*, it seems like Ellie has exclusive access. The *Director* wants her to keep working.
Mary Bartowski: Diane, she's not a spy. She's my daughter.
General Diane Beckman: Mary, I'm sorry. But this comes from the top.
Chuck Bartowski: Damn it! You still have the DNA of the world's most evil weapon's dealer. You are a villain, sir! Your name strikes fear in even the toughest of swine. And that name is...
Alexei Volkoff: Alexei Volkoff.
Chuck Bartowski: [Imitating Alexei] You say like you mean it.
Alexei Volkoff: My name is... Alexei... Volkoff. World'd biggest bad-ass. Killer of men. Conqueror of nations.
Chuck Bartowski: Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Game. Gun. Clock.
Alexei Volkoff: [after Vivian betrays him] I was going to tell her all my secrets. We were going to be partners - not anymore.
[With a Russian accent]
Alexei Volkoff: Velcome to the future.
Alexei Volkoff: Remember: family and friends are everything. Money, greed, and power are a dance with Satan. And he looks like me.
John Casey: I respect that you don't want to tell your mother the truth, but you had to come up with a compromise. I can't be there on the day.
Alex McHugh: Unless...
John Casey: Unless we tell your mom the truth - that I'm alive.
Alex McHugh: Yeah, tell her the truth... Oh that scares me.