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"Chuck" Chuck Versus the Family Volkoff (TV Episode 2011) Poster

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Sarah Walker: [after Sarah tears up her Pre-Nup. Chuck hands her his. Sarah reads the Pre-Nup aloud] "I, Sarah Walker, promise to

[Sarah sighs]

Sarah Walker: Always love Chuck Bartowski. In return he will always love me."

[Sarah chuckles slightly]

Sarah Walker: I can't read the fine print.

Chuck Bartowski: Fine print says "I promise Chuck, that I will not even contemplate the word 'divorce.' I will never use my Pre-Nup." I already signed it.

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John Casey: You can't trust a Limey with good teeth.

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Chuck Bartowski: My sister just lied to me. She's never lied to me. Not cool.

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Vivian Volkoff: There was only one man my father was ever afraid of - one threat to Volkoff Industries. He went by the name Agent X. I'm going to track him down and kill him. Then no one can touch me ever again.

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Ellie Bartowski: Look at this. This Intersect Project - downloading information into the human brain - amazing stuff.

Mary Bartowski: I've never heard of it.

Ellie Bartowski: Do you think that dad had the Intersect up and running with this Agent X?

Mary Bartowski: I really don't know, honey. I don't know.

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John Casey: [after Chuck tells them about the Pre-Nup] Spies have secrets. If you're gonna take it to the next level with Walker, you have to understand that. Sign the papers. Be cool.

Morgan Grimes: Yeah Chuck, be cool.

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John Casey: What is it, Grimes? Spill.

Morgan Grimes: An invite to Alex's graduation. Look, she desperately wanted to invite you, all right? *But*, technically speaking, in her mother's eyes anyway, you are still sort of - well, mostly dead. She just can't.

John Casey: Stupid of me to think otherwise.

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Sarah Walker: No, I-I don't keep secrets from you. It's just - uh, family stuff.

Chuck Bartowski: Get it. Done.

Sarah Walker: Yeah. Cool.

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Sarah Walker: Why didn't you tell us that Ellyus hates you?

Alexei Volkoff: Everyone hates me. I accept that.

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Alexei Volkoff: The thorium's in a Swiss Military Bunker. The locks are coded to my DNA. We fly at midnight. Fuel my jet!

Chuck Bartowski: You don't have a jet.

Alexei Volkoff: ...Of course. Old thinking. It creeps back.

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Mary Bartowski: [to Chuck about Ellie] ... And the progress she's making, and her access, it's almost as if your father *intended* for her to find out about the Intersect.

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Sarah Walker: [Alexei enters in chains and armed guards] General, what is this?

John Casey: Normally, not the one to question authority, General.

General Diane Beckman: *Not* the time to start. Mr. Volkoff...

Alexei Volkoff: [to the guards] Thank you.

General Diane Beckman: Please brief the team.

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General Diane Beckman: Washington is hungry to expand the Intersect Program and Ellie has a lot of material that our best technicians couldn't get near. We've never even heard of Agent X.

Mary Bartowski: Neither have I. But that does not mean it's related to the Intersect.

General Diane Beckman: *Still*, it seems like Ellie has exclusive access. The *Director* wants her to keep working.

Mary Bartowski: Diane, she's not a spy. She's my daughter.

General Diane Beckman: Mary, I'm sorry. But this comes from the top.

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Chuck Bartowski: Damn it! You still have the DNA of the world's most evil weapon's dealer. You are a villain, sir! Your name strikes fear in even the toughest of swine. And that name is...

Alexei Volkoff: Alexei Volkoff.

Chuck Bartowski: [Imitating Alexei] You say like you mean it.

Alexei Volkoff: My name is... Alexei... Volkoff. World'd biggest bad-ass. Killer of men. Conqueror of nations.

Chuck Bartowski: Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Game. Gun. Clock.

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Vivian Volkoff: "Trust no one." You taught me that.

Alexei Volkoff: Doesn't include me.

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Alexei Volkoff: [after Vivian betrays him] I was going to tell her all my secrets. We were going to be partners - not anymore.

[With a Russian accent]

Alexei Volkoff: Velcome to the future.

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Alexei Volkoff: Remember: family and friends are everything. Money, greed, and power are a dance with Satan. And he looks like me.

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John Casey: I respect that you don't want to tell your mother the truth, but you had to come up with a compromise. I can't be there on the day.

Alex McHugh: Unless...

John Casey: Unless we tell your mom the truth - that I'm alive.

Alex McHugh: Yeah, tell her the truth... Oh that scares me.

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