- Thor: By Odin's mustache! The earth has been pulled from its orbit, and 'tis colder than a sorceress' flugelhorn in a brass band.
- Ms. Marvel: Marvel's even got more cosmic power than I do, but the Surfer's a universe-beater. He's already used the Reality Stone to turn the Kree Empire in a cake and left it out in the rain.
- Hulk: But it took so long to bake it. Oh no!
- Thanos: You know, conquering is such a competitive field. I think I need a simple, stress-free gig.
- Adam Warlock: Like what? Making cartoons?
- Captain Marvel: [to Ms. Marvel] Maskypoo. Cosmic Shield.
- Iron Man: Maskypoo?
- Thor: A worthy pet name. She has a mask.
- Iron Man: Captain Marvel, can't you use your Cosmic Awareness to...
- Captain Marvel: Help defeat the Dark Surfer?
- Iron Man: Dude, do you have any idea how...
- Captain Marvel: How irritating that is? You bet.
- Adam Warlock: You can't help but marvel at the power of Captain Marvel.
- Thanos: Touché.
- Adam Warlock: That's not what that means.
- Iron Man: Captain Marvel gave all his power to Ms. Marvel to save us. Is he...
- Ms. Marvel: No. No. My sweetie became one with the living cosmos. Now I'm the Kree Protector of the Universe. Which is kind of weird because I'm from Orlando.
- Falcon: Then we don't have much time to find the Dark Surfer.
- Ms. Marvel: [appearing on viewscreen] I found the Dark Surfer.
- Iron Man: That didn't take much time.
- Ms. Marvel: The Watcher gave me a tip.
- Dark Surfer: [on cell phone with Dormammu] Hey dude, I got like, three episodes, tops, to destroy the universe.
- Wolverine: Could someone please turn the heat down?
- Scarlet Witch: No. You're just gonna have to tough it out. If it's hot up here, that means the city below isn't freezing.
- Wolverine: Lady, I'm standing in a pool of funk that would impress George Clinton. I *am* toughing it out!
- Hulk: Hulk drippy.