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Thor: By Odin's mustache! The earth has been pulled from its orbit, and 'tis colder than a sorceress' flugelhorn in a brass band.

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Ms. Marvel: Marvel's even got more cosmic power than I do, but the Surfer's a universe-beater. He's already used the Reality Stone to turn the Kree Empire in a cake and left it out in the rain.

Hulk: But it took so long to bake it. Oh no!

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Thanos: You know, conquering is such a competitive field. I think I need a simple, stress-free gig.

Adam Warlock: Like what? Making cartoons?

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Captain Marvel: [to Ms. Marvel] Maskypoo. Cosmic Shield.

Iron Man: Maskypoo?

Thor: A worthy pet name. She has a mask.

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Iron Man: Captain Marvel, can't you use your Cosmic Awareness to...

Captain Marvel: Help defeat the Dark Surfer?

Iron Man: Dude, do you have any idea how...

Captain Marvel: How irritating that is? You bet.

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Adam Warlock: You can't help but marvel at the power of Captain Marvel.

Thanos: Touché.

Adam Warlock: That's not what that means.

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Iron Man: Captain Marvel gave all his power to Ms. Marvel to save us. Is he...

Ms. Marvel: No. No. My sweetie became one with the living cosmos. Now I'm the Kree Protector of the Universe. Which is kind of weird because I'm from Orlando.

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Falcon: Then we don't have much time to find the Dark Surfer.

Ms. Marvel: [appearing on viewscreen] I found the Dark Surfer.

Iron Man: That didn't take much time.

Ms. Marvel: The Watcher gave me a tip.

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Dark Surfer: [on cell phone with Dormammu] Hey dude, I got like, three episodes, tops, to destroy the universe.

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Wolverine: Lady, I'm standin' in a pool of funk that would impress George Clinton.

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Thor: Beware, dark villain of water sports!

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Dark Surfer: [Dark Surfer has turned Thor into a frog] Tell me, is it easy being green?

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