Scarlet Witch: An alternate universe and time. Why couldn't I wake up somewhere hip like 1973 England? Fighting crime and listening to David Bowie?
Thor: Eh, David who now?
Scarlet Witch: [to Captain Doom] Have you got another dimensional hole in your head?
Mayor of Super Hero Town: [giving the grand tour of Super Hero Town] Over there the Baxters are building... a building. Over yonder, we're putting a school for gifted youngsters. Over there, a mansion for meetings.
Ms. Marvel: Assembling.
Mayor of Super Hero Town: And that concludes the tour.
Ms. Marvel: When we find the Dark Surfer, we'll pay him back. In the currency of smack down!
M.O.D.O.K.: Ooh, ooh! She said 'That's what you think' and then she looked away from the camera and made the 'I'm pretending to be on your side but I'm secretly not helping you' look.
Captain Doom: Oh, jealousy doesn't suit you, M.O.D.O.K. Come! We have work to do.
M.O.D.O.K.: Are you kidding me? I'm the only person that saw that?