- Starscream: It's about time, Knock Out. I do not enjoy being kept waiting!
- Knock Out: Ah, it was a long drive, Starscream. I'm still picking bugs out of my grille.
- Starscream: Yes, right, you're one of *those*.
- Knock Out: Come again?
- Starscream: Never understood why any self-respecting Decepticon would choose 'automobile' as his vehicle mode when he could have flight!
- Knock Out: I like the way I look in steel-belted radials.
- Bulkhead: Look Miko, before I became a warrior I was a laborer-construction. I can build stuff, I can break stuff, and that's it.
- Miko Nakadai: I love breaking stuff! I wanna be just like you, Bulk.
- Bulkhead: Aaargh... why would you wanna be like me, when you can be a medic like Ratchet?
- Agent Fowler: You've reached Special Agent William Fowler. I'm currently on an intensive training retreat and unavailable until Tuesday
- Ratchet: I hate talking to machines.