Springfield's theme park Krustyland, run by Krusty the Clown, is opening it's newest roller coaster, the upsy-downsy spins-aroundsy teen-operated thrill ride is opening, and in this ... See full summary »
Mike B. Anderson,
Pre-show video that plays before Universal Orlando's Revenge Of The Mummy Ride documents the strange going-ons on the set of The Mummy films as the cast and crew discuss whether or not the curse is real.
Journey between Hogwarts and Diagon Alley on the Hogwarts Express at Universal Orlando Resort. Get on at either Hogsmeade Station or King's Cross Station to enjoy a short train journey like nothing you've experienced before.
Groups of visitors are taken on "Star Tours", a space tour bus set in the Star Wars universe. Thanks to an inexperienced and thoroughly incompetent robot pilot, what is billed as a ... See full summary »
In the newly opened Star Tours touring agency, C-3PO is accidentally made to be the pilot of a StarSpeeder 1000. Also on board the craft is one of the guests, who is revealed to be a rebel ... See full summary »
Dee Bradley Baker,
Squinty, jarring ride leaving with eyes bleeding from the inside out
Inspired by the outrageously fun Amazing Spider-Man, Transformers the Ride takes good pieces and puts together a squinting experience through a 4D simulation of mechanics on LSD. The box of hell in Universal Studios, could've been put to way better use with a batman or Indiana jones ride. It won't last and I don't know how people can walk out of it with stable eyes and direction. I needed an antidote in the of the Simpsons. The opposite. 2D experience, a stable seat, and smooth fun. The moment you are shot through that robots sunction mouth of hell, my eyes bled from the inside. Now I love universal more than anything, I could live there. It's 98% magic and 2% transformers. Trek to Harry Potter and let your imagination fume, but pass on the headache I'm still trying to recover. Get the message out. People need to know.
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