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Nostalgia Critic: I also have to admit, it's kind of refreshing to see a movie character from Jersey who's not an asshole! Okay, yeah I make fun of people from Jersey every once in a while, but even I know that not every person who comes from there is totally nuts. It's nice to see an actual positive Jersey role model.

[clip from Jersey Shore plays]

Nostalgia Critic: You know, outside of...

Angelina: Leave me the

[beep]

Angelina: alone. Get out of my face.

Mike "The Situation": Yo, shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster!

Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.

Mike "The Situation": [Rolling eyes] Popeye on crack.

Nostalgia Critic: [rubbing forehead] Uggh, that show rapes me.

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Nostalgia Critic: Has "Wax on, wax off" ever really taught anybody karate? Well, it did for this idiot. "The Karate Kid," a hokey but still effective sports film centered around a kid named Daniel who moved from Jersey to the Valley and keeps getting his ass whupped by a group of karate experts named Cobra...

Cobra Commander: COBRA!

Nostalgia Critic: Kai.

Cobra Commander: Oh. Well, could you ever do an Old vs. New with us and the GI Joe movie?

Nostalgia Critic: The movie loses.

Cobra Commander: Awesome!

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