- Liz Lemon: Someday this place is gonna be a kick-ass duplex, like on "Diff'rent Strokes."
- Jenna Maroney: Conrad Bain once slapped me in a men's room.
- Liz Lemon: I just got to get rid of all these boxes. I don't even know what this stuff is anymore.
- [picks up Spanish-language course]
- Liz Lemon: Comencé a estudiar these, but then yo gave up. Here's the novel I never finished.
- Jenna Maroney: Hmm.
- [reading]
- Jenna Maroney: "Liz stabbed Jenna repeatedly. "
- [picks up the book "The Secret"]
- Jenna Maroney: "The Secret"? I gave you this five years ago. You still haven't read it? It works, Liz. Look at me. Ever since I started secreting, I've become a TV star, I found my soul mate. You saw how flat Gwyneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars. I visualized all of that.
- Avery Jessup: [speaking on North Korean television] For the past three weeks, I have been honored to partake in a political re-education regimen. I have voluntarily taken several floggings for being an arrogant American.
- Jack Donaghy: That's OK. She's tough. We do a lot of pirate-themed sexual role-play. I'm a parrot.
- Avery Jessup: Also, I spend eight hours a day breaking concrete blocks to learn to be an obedient worker...
- Jack Donaghy: No problem. She pays $1,000 an hour to do that with her trainer.
- Avery Jessup: ...and I have concluded that capitalism may be flawed.
- Jack Donaghy: My God! What are those monsters doing to her?