30 Rock (TV Series)

Everything Sunny All the Time Always (2011)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

Quotes 

• Liz Lemon : Someday this place is gonna be a kick-ass duplex, like on "Diff'rent Strokes."

  Jenna Maroney : Conrad Bain once slapped me in a men's room.

  Liz Lemon : I just got to get rid of all these boxes. I don't even know what this stuff is anymore.

  [picks up Spanish-language course] 

  Liz Lemon : Comencé a estudiar these, but then yo gave up. Here's the novel I never finished.

  Jenna Maroney : Hmm.

  [reading] 

  Jenna Maroney : "Liz stabbed Jenna repeatedly. "

  [picks up the book "The Secret"] 

  Jenna Maroney : "The Secret"? I gave you this five years ago. You still haven't read it? It works, Liz. Look at me. Ever since I started secreting, I've become a TV star, I found my soul mate. You saw how flat Gwyneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars. I visualized all of that.