Modern Family (TV Series)
Two Monkeys and a Panda (2011)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Manny Delgado : I'm kind of wrestling with this whole older man/younger woman thing. It's like Chloe and I grew up in different worlds. Today, I made a joke about the Wiggles. It went right over her head.
Jay Pritchett : I don't know what that is.
Manny Delgado : It's an expression. It means she didn't get it.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : There they are - my two dirty old men.
Jay Pritchett : Hey, pretty soon you're gonna be north of forty, and I'm gonna have to trade you in for a newer model. Am I right, buddy?
Manny Delgado : That's my mother, Jay.
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Jay Pritchett : Listen, I've been thinking. When I go, I want you to know... it's okay if you marry someone else.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I know.
Jay Pritchett : Because I want you to be happy.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I'll be happy.
Jay Pritchett : You're driving me crazy on purpose, right?
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Manny Delgado : Hey, Jay, have you noticed a spring in my step?
Jay Pritchett : Oh, kids say cruel things. That doesn't mean you'll turn out that way.