While Claire runs herself ragged trying to play peacemaker with Haley and Alex, Phil sneaks off for a nice relaxing day at the spa. Meanwhile, Gloria is horrified by Jay's morbid plans to purchase two primo side-by-side crypts in preparation of the inevitable future, and Cameron decides he wants to write a book that celebrates the fact that Lily is adopted -- however, during the process he unearths artifacts that are quite disturbing. Written by
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You die, you go into the ground. It's natural. Here, you're just a mushy bag of bones rotting for all eternity.
[to old woman next to her
I'm so sorry for your loss.
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