Archer is in for a huge surprise when his favorite call girl, Trinette, shows up at ISIS with a subpoena in her purse.





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Episode credited cast:
Sterling Archer (voice)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Woodhouse (voice)
Cheryl Tunt (voice)
Pam Poovey (voice)
Cyril Figgis (voice)
Ray Gillette (voice)
Lana Kane (voice)
Malory Archer (voice)
Trinette (voice)
Barry Dillon (voice)
Doctor Krieger (voice)


Trinette sues Archer for child support for baby Seamus and she serves a subpoena ordering Archer to submit to a blood test. Too bad for Archer--ODIN will administer the test...via Barry, and the blood sample will be stored in a vault with top at First National Bank. Barry takes a liter (8 gills) of blood from the metric-challenged. Back at ISIS, the rest of the gang plans a shower for Trinette and Seamus; Lana suggests the perfect venue: Archer's apartment. Lana is sure the whole thing will make him crazy. A night of partying and substance abuse yields the world's worst shower gifts for Trinette. Will the DNA test results be positive? Either way, Archer is sure to pay... Written by LA-Lawyer

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10 February 2011 (USA)  »

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Watch Those Candy Bars!
17 November 2015 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Archer is named in a paternity suit by a high priced hooker. Instead of taking out a condom during sex, he actually was eating a candy bar. Anyway, because Mallory couldn't bear having an illegitimate child connected to her, she orders Archer to exchange a liter of blood (How many gills in a liter, is the question) from someone else for the blood from his body. Everyone gets into the act, including throwing a baby shower for the little bumpkin. Archer must resort to some "Mission Impossible" action in order to do the switch. Just when we think Mallory has a heart, she returns to her usual dark side. There are some neat quips, designed to offend just about anyone: If I wanted to sit in one place and not go anywhere, I would have become a teacher."

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