Dr. Spencer Reid: [voiceover] Tomorrow, you promise yourself, will be different, yet tomorrow is too often a repetition of today. -author James T. McCay
Ian Doyle: Honore de Balzac once said, "Most people of action are inclined to fatalism, and most of thought believe in Providence." Tell me, Emily Prentiss, which do you think you're going to be?
Ashley Seaver: Is that the one where they fly around in the phone booth?
Dr. Spencer Reid: First of all, it's a police box, not a phone booth. Second of all, Doctor Who started a quarter of century before Bill and Ted even went on their bodacious adventures. So really, they should just call it Bill and Ted's excellent rip-off, I mean at least then...
Ashley Seaver: I'm really sorry.
Dr. Spencer Reid: For what?
Ashley Seaver: Asking.
Emily Prentiss: [Replying to Doyle's veiled threats against her colleagues] Come near my team and I will end you.