- Michael Scott: [Michael's last line] Oh, this is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest... that's what she said.
- Michael Scott: [Holding "World's Best Boss" mug] I bought this for myself.
- [Takes out Dundee award for Best Boss]
- Michael Scott: And yesterday they gave me this.
- [Throws mug away and puts award in its place]
- Michael Scott: I still need something to drink from, though.
- Dwight Schrute: [reading Michael's recommendation letter] "To whom it may concern." Good, real personal. Thanks Michael. "The dictionary defines superlative as: of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme." That's great. If I wanted the dictionary definition, I'd buy a dictionary. "I define it as Dwight Schrute. As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, and as a friend, he is of the highest kind, quality, and order. Supreme." Lots more like that, really repetitive. What's this? "Two forty five, behind the building. Paintball." Oooh yeah.
- Michael Scott: Why am I so sad? Am i doing the wrong thing?
- Jim Halpert: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch.
- Michael Scott: [Near tears] I can't do this. All the channels are going to be different there. I'm not going to be able to find my shows. I am not going to start Improv at level one. I don't think my credits are going to transfer. And you know what? I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote.
- Toby Flenderson: Well, you know Michael, I have a brother in Boulder, Rory Flenderson. You should look him up.
- Michael Scott: [through his teeth] OK...
- Dwight Schrute: I've pretty much given up on Michael doing the right thing, or the decent thing, or even the comprehensible thing.
- Phyllis Vance: As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it just feels good to be represented on one.
- Stanley Hudson: It's called Hentai... and it's art
- Michael Scott: Can I give you a piece of advice?
- [Gabe nods]
- Michael Scott: A little cover-up on your Adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.
- Michael Scott: Well, I'm moving to Colorado to start my new life with Holly. Just up here getting used to the altitude.
- Dwight Schrute: Michael?
- Michael Scott: Yes?
- Dwight Schrute: I've got a treat for you.
- Michael Scott: Oh! Thank you. Like a butler.
- Dwight Schrute: Colorado specialty: Rocky Mountain Oysters.
- Michael Scott: [Starts eating one] Wow, those do not taste like oysters.
- Dwight Schrute: That's because they're not oysters! They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning! Ha!
- Michael Scott: [Spitting them out] Sick freak. What is wrong with you?
- Gabe Lewis: I need to talk to you!
- Erin Hannon: You can't be in here! This is a lady's bathroom.
- Gabe Lewis: Erin, I respect your privacy, but I will follow you in here every time you go if that's what it takes.
- [Toilet flushes. Creed exits a woman's bathroom stall]
- Erin Hannon: Hi, Creed.
- Creed Bratton: Not cool, man.