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How to Survive a Vampire Attack (2009)

| Short, Horror
Two hapless fools, one unknowing the other aware, must eradicate the blood thirsty vampire hiding out in the rafters.

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Two hapless fools, one unknowing the other aware, must eradicate the blood thirsty vampire hiding out in the rafters.

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To maintain a sense of believability no script was ever written, instead Christopher Downie typed up an outline and instructed the actors to improvise their lines. This resulted in less stilted speech patterns and offered Adam Troup and Mark Frost the opportunity to create their own jokes and one liners. See more »

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Features Nosferatu (1922) See more »

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Flux
Written by Christopher Downie
Performed by Troup and the Kidd
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