Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot15 June 2011
When childless Peter Lovett admits to his wife Fran to be gay, many oddities suddenly make sense. They agree to separate, but for financial reasons still share the large house while real estate prices are too low. Six months later, Peter has fully embraced a queer lifestyle and Fran finally dates a great catch, studly music producer Elliot.
22 June 2011
Peter grudgingly lets Fran have the house a night to make love with Elliot. Peter gets drunk and ends up unwittingly crawling in the former marital bed, spooned between Elliot and Fran. When that becomes clear in the morning, Elliot leaves horrified. Her parents refuse to let Fran move in again, so instead of moving out she settles for house rules agreed with Peter, yet meanly ruins his most promising shot at a gay date.
29 June 2011
Realizing that a groom who enjoys planning a dream wedding is 'obviously' gay, Fran ruins a marriage - and thus the rare home sale which Peter counted on to pay their taxes. So she volunteers to sell her now pointless diamond engagement ring. Peter already booked an exclusive dinner to thank her before he learns from Cesar that she ruined his deal. Her parents visit, still singing the praises of perfect catch Elliot.
6 July 2011
Seeking inspiration to earn money, the divorcees go through their garage stash photographs. Both are struck by a picture of former student lifeguard Richard, Fran's summer crush. He's now a developer, so Peter is as eager to meet him and makes friends. Fran is delighted to get a date, until she accidentally learns about his estranged son.
13 July 2011
Peter hopes client Victor's quest for a Malibu villa will earn him enough commission to move out to his own place. Fran soon suspects the rich old man is gay and wants Peter as his toy-boy. Only after she sort of convinces Peter and chases Victor, it becomes clear he wanted a home for his bride. Now Frans realizes her satisfaction with Peter staying around. She attends a free sexual preferences-caused divorce help group and ends up tricking peter there.
20 July 2011
Cesar's son Julio's school raffle first price goes to Fran: a weekend cruise to Mexico, for two. Peter and Judi bicker over the second ticket, but after her parents point out Fran is barely adult as she always depended on them or companions, she decides to stay home alone and give both tickets away. Neverheless, actually being and dining alone is no fun, she even realizes fear of loneliness made her blind for Peter's 'oddity'.
27 July 2011
Peter and Fran go to the movies together and bump into Elliot, who she wants back, but seeing him with a woman she takes her parents' advice to forget about him. Internet dates are easy to get, by far from satisfactory. Then Peter finds out Elliot was with his sister, so they assume him still a bachelor.
3 August 2011
Peter is mildly amused when David asks not Fran but her best friend Judi on a date. Peter even claims a kiss stolen from Fran must be meaningless, but that proves untrue when they attend the gay nightclub where Judi performs. Alas he fares little better with Marc.
Season 1, Episode 9: Vegas Baby10 August 2011
The gang attends a Las Vegas concert of Jennifer, a singer managed by Elliot. Frans tries to win him back, Peter hits on with a hunk, but she clings to Peter too emphatically and they end up drunk in bed together, neither can remember if anything happened. Back home, it turns out peter's dream ate followed him, but Fran may be pregnant.
17 August 2011
At his book signing, Fran seduces author and millionaire florist chain founder Gregory to a lunch date and hopes to have scored an ideal catch. However next he invites peter for dinner, so they assume he's gay. Next Gregory invites them separately to his hotel suite at the same time, actually for a threesome.
7 March 2012
Peter convinces Fran not to stay away from her school reunion just to avoid her obnoxious braggart rival Jill, who married surgeon Frank. her plan is to take along even more desirable Elliot, who agrees at the gym to play the part. Peter tries out a 'gaydar' app. Fran ignores the gang's warnings not to hope for Elliot actually falling in love with her, so they stage an intervention. Jill ends up confessing her own depressing problem.
14 March 2012
Peter is not pleased, as Fran expected when she invites his brother Matthew to stay with them, but panics, having told him nor their parents he's gay, nor divorced. Fran is commandeered to pretend still being happily married, but gives the game away at night. Mattew actually isn't startled and most understanding.
21 March 2012
After Fran's father Glen Newman seems even more forgetful, she's determined to stop him driving, which he resists. As a compromise, grudging Peter is sent along as his chaperon, but finds old Glen high-spirited and a great wingman, who easily gets him into contact with Keith, the hunky bike store owner he dared not approach. Fran freaks out when she hears Glen bought a motorcycle there, and forces Peter to try stealing it at night.
28 March 2012
Peter has convinced a TV reporter and client to feature Fran's florist shop in his show. Alas, it leaks and she's broke, so she sells his plot in the Newman burial site to pay for urgent roof repair. This causes aggravation with her parents as well as a grudge from Peter, so she tries to buy it back from the greedy neighbors.
11 April 2012
The exes agree that a dog could help with loneliness and insecurity. Peter expects a butch guard dog, but Fran lets Judi talk her into adopting a dog that nobody else would ever choose.
11 April 2012
Peter is delighted with a big client, an old friend of Fran's mother Dori. But when Glen hears she coaxed that slick half-Italian ex, a row ensues. To Fran's horror, her mother moves in and takes over the household, albeit rather to Peter's taste, and she does better dating then Fran. reconciling the seniors proves difficult, only the green-eyed monster may work.
25 April 2012
At a rituals party, Fran meets fellow daredevil Adam and falls for the stud instantly. Against almost jealous Peter's advice, the pampered parlor chick accepts going on camping weekend. Wildlife and mace make it a nightmare for both, so Peter must pick them up.
2 May 2012
Bickering with Fran, Peter is finally brought to tells the Newmans, who tell they guessed soon, how he came to realize and owe up he was gay. Ever-observant Cesar fills in the blanks. Fran learns her blaming peter is technically absurd as her pushing Judi not to settle for a waitress job instead of her show-business dream was decisive.
9 May 2012
Peter is not amused when Fran, feeling guilty for forgetting mother's day, takes his place shopping with ma Dori. Neither outsider Peter nor fan Glen look forward to watching sports together, but soon bond as peter discovers sexy field uniforms. Fran gets her comeuppance when Dori forces her to fit an all too slim wedding dress. Dog Esther is missing.
16 May 2012
Finding dream prince Elliot utterly out of reach, Fran is told by her loved ones to stop aiming too high. Blind dating through an Internet site with Harold proves a disaster which doesn't even reach dessert. The next step is counseling, but the therapist is none other then Harold.
30 May 2012
When Cesar complains about marital tensions as his wife wants him to take a janitor job so he can remain near home, Peter would wisely keep out. Fran however insists to 'let Cesar go' even before she sees and hastily snaps up Roman, the younger, hotter Latino who thus misses out on the job but now gets Cesar's, a bonus also in Peter's lustfully pleased eyes.
6 June 2012
Dori wisely ignores Fran's feminist objections to matchmaking and uses reverse psychology to make sure she dates Frankie, the handsome, charming, helpful heir and new manager of the neighborhood's best pizzeria, which he is about to reopen. Peter is delighted with Frankie's volunteered serviced as free handyman. Nobody understands why Fran can't resist flirting again with utterly unavailable Elliot, who even asked her blessing to sign up Judi for a record production.
28 November 2012
Frankie remains the perfect gentleman lover, but after their first, gentle sex, Fran decides there's not enough passion and dumps him, to everyone's despair. Realizing she won't be happy without Elliot, Peter grudgingly goes tell him she's free but can't handle another affair without prospect. This time, Elliot comes propose.
5 December 2012
The Newman parents hoped for Frankie as groom but settle for any second wedding at Fran's age, especially after they see the giant diamond engagement ring. Elliot is practically forced to bring round his parents, who are visiting from the East coast, for an impromptu feast which Peter somehow manages. Dori enjoys Douglas's flirtation, despite formal protest at an inappropriate touch. His lush wife Elisabeth however falsely accuses Fran of stealing her ring.
12 December 2012
Peter is reluctant about Fran moving out after her impending wedding, even hesitant to sell them a home. That changes once he finds a new house-mate, virtual Fran-clone Jan. That renders the real Fran jealous enough for a cat-fight to chase her younger 'rival'. Peter's indignation soon ceases when Fran convinces Cesar's studly cousin, clueless novice gay bar man Enrico, to move in.
19 December 2012
Fran finds there's no business like show business when she fills in for Peter as Joan Collins' assistant. But things take an unexpected twist when she gets both Joan and Peter fired before the director yells "Action!"
26 December 2012
Growing up, Fran and Kiki were like two peas in a pod, and now Kiki's engaged, too! But Kiki's relationship isn't as steamy as Fran's, and when Fran encourages Kiki to reignite her passion, Kiki goes looking in all wrong places.
2 January 2013
With Elliot away and a rowdy new neighbor partying next door, Fran thinks life can't get any more frustrating. But when the neighbor shows up with some surprising news about her flower shop, Fran realizes it definitely can!
9 January 2013
When Judi's college boyfriend shows up to rekindle their romance years after he left her, Fran pushes Judi to pursue it. When he stands Judi up again, they assume he's back to his old tricks - or is there another explanation?
16 January 2013
Fran is upset when she finds out that Peter has a secret boyfriend. Peter tells Fran that he's kept his mouth shut about Chris because she can't keep hers shut with her criticism. Fran resolves to prove him wrong, but can she?
Season 2, Episode 21: I Object23 January 2013
Since she objected at Fran's first wedding, things have been tense between Fran and Peter's sister, Peggy. So when Peggy makes a surprise visit and gets too involved in planning Fran's second wedding, the lace gloves come off.
30 January 2013
When Fran agrees to watch Cesar's son and Neil's daughter, she thinks parenting will be a piece of cake. But when the two teens start acting out, Fran wonders if she is cut out to be a nanny.
6 February 2013
When Fran saves the life of her neighbor, Neil, she hopes he'll consider the debt between them paid off. But with Neil on her mind, he starts showing up in some other unusual places, too.
13 February 2013
On the heels of being kissed by Neil, Fran flies to London to surprise her fiance Elliot. But she quickly realizes that Elliot has the surprise for her.
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