Petunia (2012)
Christine Lahti: Felicia Petunia
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Quotes
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Felicia Petunia : Well, uh, I sure would like Adrian to find somebody. Although, god knows, marriage is like committing suicide every single day of your life.
Percy Petunia : Here, here!
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Felicia Petunia : Sometimes breathing is just so *fucking* depressing.
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Felicia Petunia : I'm the opposite of fine.
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Felicia Petunia : I want a divorce.
Percy Petunia : [calmly] Well, all right.
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Felicia Petunia : Ambition is great. I mean, if there was no ambition, there would be no special Olympics.
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Dr. Markowitz : I think with a few simple procedures, we could have you *easily* not look a day over 55.
Felicia Petunia : Hmm, but I a... am 55.
Dr. Markowitz : Then we right the wrongs of time.